can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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