you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
MIDGETS
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Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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