I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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