Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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