Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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