Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Randomize
