dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
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