I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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