I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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