he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
You pole danced in your parka.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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