we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Is it penis luge time yet?
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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