like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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