So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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