One girl and one boy is just not enough.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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