other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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