i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Randomize
