The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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