Dual....:-)
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
She made me pour olive oil on her.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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