But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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