I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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