i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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