we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
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