Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
How does one acquire holy water?
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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