I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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