I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
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