i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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