so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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