2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I wish i was in the wii world.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
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