His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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