he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
