its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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