I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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