Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
50% drunk capacity currently
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
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