Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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