Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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