the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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