you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
You can't special order awesome
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
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