i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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