My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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