Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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