I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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