porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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