I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
we made out on top of his cat.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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