I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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