Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize