idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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