Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
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