The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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