Sponge bath it is.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Your penis caused this!
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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