i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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