what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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